The Hooligans®
We're big wherever we go, but we're Huge in Russia®.
(But we're boycotting Russia until Ukraine wins.)
You can view a sampling of the past live and streaming performances of The Hooligans on YouTube.
And if, for some reason, you still want to book us, you can do so at:
Services we provide:
- Ir(ish) trad(ish) music(ish)
- (Terrible) dancing
- Off-colour banter
- Pretty Faces (Not guaranteed)
- Live Streaming
- Live Rivering
- Live Flooding
- Comatose Streaming
- Virtual Performances (Virtues not included)
- Visual Performances (Vices definitely included)
- and Pretty Faces
Wedding Parties
Divorce Parties
Birthday Parties
Half-Birthday Parties
Quarter-Birthday Parties
Un-Birthday Parties
Baptism Parties
Funeral Parties
Vegan Sacrifices
Virgin Sacrifices
Memorial Feasts
Immemorial Feasts
Coming Out Parties
Going Back In Parties
Political Parties (Politics not included.)
Gender Reveal Parties
Gender Conceal Parties
Gender Affirmation Parties
We provide services for all people (except people who refuse to provide services to other people based on their gender, age, race, national origin, sex, or shoe size). We reserve, at our discretion, the right to refuse service to countries that invade other countries (except the one we currently live in. We are aware of and regret the irony.).